What do Matrix Agents do on their days off ?
Everyone is familiar with the Agents from the Matrix - the coolest bad guys
ever to hit the big screen.
They are hard-ass, uncompromising supermen that fight with the viciousness of
the J-man attacking a bottle of wine, and shoot with the accuracy of the Kolonel
throwing rocks at kittens.
(Agent Smith responds to criticism: "Aren't you guys just copying The Blues
Brothers, Men In Black, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp FictioaaaaarRRGHHHHOHCHRIST MY
LEG!!!!!!!")
But everyone needs a break once in a while.
Chasing down pesky humans all day must leave even these guys tired and in need
of a vacation.
This exclusive WhiteRussianOnline article takes a look at just what Agents do to
unwind after a busy day of kung-fu and shooting shit.
(Agent Smith: "Look, I don't care if the Fun Fair is in town,
I want to go and feed the ducks at the park.")
Despite the fact that Agents come across as all rough and tough, I'm sure they are just as human as anyone else on the inside.
(Agent Smith gets all gooey and emotional after spotting a kitten.)
Here are just a few sightings that have been sent in of Matrix Agents, clearly enjoying some time off.
Agents spotted bowling: 22/4/01
Agent spotted buying deoderant in Boots: 13/03/02
Agent spotted drinking heavily: The Egg bar, 18/05/02
Agent unimpressed with Disneyland's "Splash Mountain": 12//12/02
Agent reacts angrily to slipping on freshly-mopped floor: Ulsterville
Gardens, 01/02/02
Have you seen an Agent on their day off?
Did you point a camera at them and live to tell the tale? Why not send us a
picture and we'll put it up.
Expect more updates of "Agents on their day's off" as they arrive...
-DOV
