Behind the scenes at White Russian
Our head offices.
Many of you are wondering as to what goes into making this seamless publication. Wonder no more, for here is a brief look into the world of WR!
The Knights of White Russian may, to the casual observer, look like nothing more than 3 drunks – but we are so much more!
Well, not that much more.
OK, so we’re 3 drunks. But we do try.
The J-man joined up after his “Artificial Tonsils” failed to take the medical community by storm. “The fools told me there was no need for Artificial tonsils, but just wait until they see my latest invention: the Artificial Appendix!” he slurred in a recent interview.
Initial testing of Artificial Tonsils proves disappointing.
The Kolonel was the
founder of WR after his first business venture, the All-Female Car Park, fell
through. “It was supposed to allow women to park where they could avoid being
mugged. But there were unforeseen side effects to having a car park solely for
the Ladies”, he stated.
Kolonel K’s first All-Girl car park proves a failure.
I myself joined the team in an effort to pay for the numerous vehicles I have fallen off, crashed into, or run off the road. Its an expensive hobby, but I have to pass the time somehow.
DOV’s first driving lesson ends in tears, tantrums and a lawsuit. The first of many.
But don’t worry: our coffers are growing, and soon we will be able to fully finance our world tour! (Assuming the J-man doesn’t spend the money on booze)
The team gathers this weeks earnings…..
… the J-man is thwarted as he tries to make a break for it!
