Hatemail Responses

Phil "My sister's a ride and I'm a glorified pimp working the council" Looser writes:
"Eat Dick!"

J MAN responds:

Phil, thank you for your e-mail.
I can't tell you how exciting it is to finally meet a man who can put all his thoughts into
two words.

You are obviously an intellectual mastermind or the by-product of horrible environment
as a young child.

Tell me, did you're mother ever serve dick? Or did Daddy make you eat dick?
I know very little about eating dick, but I imagine it's a delicacy best served sold.
One thing I am wondering is whether one would consume testicles with the meal- or
would these be served for desert?

Perhaps sometime in the future, you may feel like serving me some dick.
I would love the opportunity to get my hands on some dick.


It's time to fly the nest Phil. Trust me.