The General and New Wave Sound –
Too Afraid To Show Themselves After Failing To Beat The Whiterussian Team At Drinking
Two weeks ago, the Whiterussian notice board was cluttered with self praises from the General and New Wave Sound. These two factions joined together to insult the integrity of the Whiterussian Team – making claims that they could drink the J-Man under the table any time and defeat the whole Whiterussian team on their Saint Patrick’s Day pub-crawl. However, the Whiterussian team were not without valour. Upstanding members of the community as they are, they challenged these groups of school kids to try and defeat them, on Whiterussian home turf.
A Lone Whiterussian Team Member Lights
A Cigarette in the anticipation of a landslide victory
However, all was not to be. In the days running up to Saint Patrick’s Day, the Internet superhighway became quiet, as the two rival sites succumbed to the noise of crickets. Within no time – the excuses came pouring in. The General – far too busy to take the team on. Unknowing to him, a television show had unexpectedly been scheduled for the same day. His dignity – versus – wrestle mania (a group of oversized homosexual babies in nappies wrestling with each other in a pit of sweaty ecstasy)
The General : Frankly I have to watch men wrestle or I’d beat you boys in a second
New Wave Sound also backed down. Apparently they didn’t realise a pub crawl involves going into pubs, and BUYING drinks.
A Leading Member of New Wave Sound Realises What The Words “Pub-Crawl” Mean
The Whiterussian Team proceed en route, hoping that some competition would great them. Alas, it did not. Over come by humiliation, the two rival sites have gone underground.
As for the Whiterussian Team, their pub-crawl was an outstanding success. And within a week, they forgot about the empty threats made by other web sites, and life returned to normal.
The Whiterussian Team prepares another article
In further news, the J-Man has announced his plans for next year’s Saint Patrick’s Day. Using cloning, he is confident he can create a super-intelligent highly evolved pig-man, capable of dealing with all idle threats from other web sites
J-Man presents his latest concept
