New Water Charges
In a shock announcement this month, Belfast City Council declared that water – the fundamental building block of all life was “too cheap”. Introducing a proud new service which will not be available to all, The Council embarked on its new enterprise by creating traffic turmoil throughout the City.
Local man, Jethro Brown, furious at his misfortune ranted to whiterussian “Im just drivin’, doin’ ma thing ya know… when suddenly….You know what? I’m just too upset man. I mean….Look at my ride man…LOOK at my ride!!!”
Jethro
Whiterussian were refused interview with the mayor of Belfast. In an official statement, the Mayor promised more was to come. “Belfast Council realises the needs of a growing, more unemployed population. In a new venture to help promote employment, we aim to introduce a basic ‘fee of life’.”
Laughing uncontrollably, the council’s public relation liaison officer went on to describe their next venture – a 3 mile deep diamond mine located on the Grosvenor Road Roundabout.
