Oral's Fancy Dress Birthday

Oral decided that, in order to spice up her birthday, we would be heading out on the sauce in fancy dress.
After the initial shock that Oral had actually come up with a good idea; the White Russian team got ready for another legendary night on the lash.


(We don't have any pictures of Oral opening her presents, but this one is pretty close...)

The J-man was to be, as always, a Cowboy for the night.

(The J-man, pictured at the start of the night, and again at last orders

The Kolonel was told to dress as a surgeon:

(Medical nightmare #1: "Sorry mate, you've got cancer! Haha!")

Oral decided that, for some reason, DOV would make a good sheik:

(The drinks are on the Arab).

Joining the Kolonels medical team would be Big Phil and the ladies dressed as nurses:

(Big Phil and the Medical team, sponsered by Miller and Marlboro).


(Big Phil shows us why it's lonely at the top of your profession).

As with every birthday party, it is essential to get the birthday boy/girl as blitzed as possible. Oral did quite a good job at this herself, but the Kolonel decided to give her a helping hand with a marvelous little cocktail of White Russian and Cider. Yum.

(Doctor Kahula health tip: never drink anything that curdles instantly on being mixed...)


(...important advice that Oral chose not to follow...)

(...to her cost! Look at La Femme Nikki helpfully laughing as Oral is assisted in her dash to the bathroom).

On the subject of Nurse Nikki, here's a choice shot we got of her posing seductively with cowboy hat and gun:
  
(La Femme Nikki)                    (Meanwhile, outside, the queue of eligible bachelors
                                                  was growing longer...)


(Medical Nightmare #2: "Of course i'm a doctor! As a matter of fact i could probably give you an examination right now - open up there!")


Disposable camera: £10
Stethoscope: £7
Catching shot of Sexy Nurse examining Policewoman's chest: Priceless.

Meanwhile, inside the Kolonels head:

(The research I had to do finding this picture - which involved using google to search for "lesbian nurse pictures" - ranks among the better features of writing articles for White Russian).


(Medical Nightmare #3: "Hey hey! Me and Big Phil here will be doing your Vasectomy! The beer? Ah, that's just to steady Big Phils scalpel hand!")


(Medical Nightmare #4: After months in the lab, the J-man finally revealed his "GeishaDoc2000" robot to this years stunned GMC conference).

Another top night out- Thanks Oral!

-DOV

(P.S. Oral: is there any chance i can hold on to that nurses uniform...?)