This weeks news : 2001-05-17 by DOV
J-man sells old mobile phone with free ‘medical advice on use’ to unsuspecting member of public. “Don’t worry chief, those reports of tumours are very exaggerated”
Local resident issues message to White Russian team after finding the Kolonel upside down in her hedge after a night on the sauce.
Poor clutch control proves downfall as DOV tests new motorcycle
safety equipment
The WR team consult their legal expert as Website provider is unimpressed with the Mighty Q’s most recent offering of pornographic flash files.
Problems arise as nurse points
out that a PR is not the same as CPR.
Hospital now hopes to reduce the number of Heart Attack victims being refereed
to Proctology department and Outpatients being defibrillated as part of routine
abdominal examinations. -See article for more detail.
