St Paddies Day 2008 Promo2 : 2008-03-03 by J-Man

WhiteRussianOnline is still going strong, and I'd like to apologise to all those folks who have been logging on to find that either nothing has been updated, or nothing is working. The reason is we are updating to a new fancy-dan Flash format, and in true WhiteRussianOnline style this won't involve rising like a Phoenix from the flames; rather flapping wildly out of a hedge like a wounded duck.

The Kolonel is working at warp speed, and initial versions are looking very impressive.


The Kolonel has assured me that, were it not for Bill Gates, the new site would be up and working like a charm. 
The web site glitches have therefore been added to Microsoft's other crimes as alleged by the Kolonel, which include Global Warming, the Battle of Hastings, the death of little baby Puppies, Period Pain, and that head freeze thing that happens when you eat ice cream too quickly.
Maybe some day those bastards will be brought to justice.


(Microsoft killed this baby rabbit. Use Linux. Please, for god sake, think of the little bunnys).

Anyhow, here is a new article from me, detailing Belfast newest and best attraction: The Movie Star Cafe. That's right, folks, Belfast has a strip club.
Praise the Lord.


WhiteRussianOnline Security visit Belfast strip club
DOV and the White Russian Security team (Xeelee and Grapplin' Keith) visit the Movie Star Cafe.









Oh, and by the way, we haven't been working too hard all summer. We have had some time to play; as these shots of the Kolonel and I show.
The good people of Cranfield Caravan Park love us...


(The Kolonel shows us the intricacies of web design...)