This weeks news : 2001-05-21 by DOV
J-man receives urgent first aid after breaking a metacarpal in the struggle to avoid getting upended in a bin after his birthday celebrations. “I think it’s a bone in the head”, suggests DOV.
The housemates of J-mans girlfriend apparently unimpressed with the noise resulting from J-mans struggles to avoid being upended in a bin after his birthday celebrations.
Police unimpressed by resident’s complaints following noise of J-man’s struggles to avoid being upended in a bin after birthday celebrations.
DOV’s comment “screw you copper, you’re not the boss of me” does little to ease tensions; especially since it was issued as the Kolonel kicks wingmirror from squad car.
