Relaunch : 2002-08-28 by J-Man
Introducing, and not for the first time.........
Kolonel Kahlua - Web Designer, System Administrator and Heart of the Whiterussian.
" I'm the guy with all the passwords. We're back all right. We're bigger, better, newer, and by no means approved. Twice as contentious, twice the life, three times the......"
"I'd like to welcome all your comments about the new design of the site. In short though, if you don't like it, you can kiss my furry butt!!"
J-Man: Public Relations Officer, and Sexual Innuendo Panda for the Whiterussian.
"Yup, I'm a sex beast. And I like Rock-n-roll and jam. When it comes to weird things I bought the T-Shirt."
"Anyone who writes hate mail to the site, they deal with me. Anyone who writes fan mail to the site, they deal with me. Anyone who wants to sue the site, you can forget about talking to me."
DOV: Whiterussian Stunt Monkey, and Pretty Boy.
"I'm the guy round here that always gets hurt, and I don't just mean emotionally. When it comes to riding an office chair down a half pipe, or dislocating a shoulder on a dung heap, I'm the man for the job."
"What does it take to be me? Well, let's just say, if you wants to be stupid, you gotta be tough."
That's right. We're back - by popular demand this time. This time, we have support, from people like...
THE MIGHTY Q!!!!:
"Before I met Whiterussian, it was only this size!!! Now I've entered manhood, I'm not ashamed anymore."
People like the Mighty Q have been supporting us from Day 1. And where would we be without them? The Mighty Q, along with La Femme Nikki, Ro, The Unnamed, Whitepigeon, and Fox 7, have added their own personal flavour to the Whiterussian site, by submitting award winning articles, from the outset.
However, the Whiterussian team would be far from complete without the inspiring individuals who have got drunk with us, enraged us, and generally larked around with us behind the scenes. People like...
KLAUS FRIEBBELBACH!!
Klaus: "Whiterussian is one of those places (pause) where great things (pause) happen to bad people (hand gestures). I hear they even have (pause) a time machine (hand gestures) in their offices! But (pause) I can't be sure."
"I first ventured on the Whiterussian Motorbicycle of Love last year, and it felt pretty good, I must say".
The Whiterussian team considers itself enriched, to have drank with the Whiterussian Doctor Big Phil, Becs, The Pole Dancers (you know who you are), The Southener, Nurse Smith, and Pricella Lusty Phil....the list is endless, and I apologise for anyone's name that has been left out (probably because you met us when we were blitzed).
We hope you all continue to pledge your support for the Whiterussian team, as we return for another term of crazy stunts, outrageous articles, and general messing around.
