This weeks news : 2002-01-29 by Kolonel

News around the world, brought to you this week by The Kolonel

D.O.V. learns that they do things a bit 'differently' in his current attachment in Derry

J-Man was found today after he was lost for 5 days behind his car radio.

The Kolonel hires a new member to the white russian team. "Sheba here is gonna take care of complaints!" the Kolonel exclaims.