Creeps in Night Clubs : 2002-06-24 by J-Man

Just as I finished ironing out the problems with my new article (see below), J-man breezed in smoking a cigarette. He shoved his article in my face, then promptly fell asleep on my bed, leaving me to sort out the tangled mess of gifs that followed.
Anyway, here it is:

Whiterussian Doctor Slams Creeps in night Clubs!

Did you know how many women are approached by creeps in night clubs?  No?  Well, the Whiterussian Doctor, Big Phil knows, and he's prepared to reveal all.  After two years of painstaking research, he's discovered that men are all a pile of bastards!  And he's furious!!!