Passed Finals : 2003-06-22 by DOV
Holy god-damn. Not content with having the Kolonel wearing one of the biggest hats in the confusing world of finance and insurance as an Actuary, the WhiteRussian team now has two qualified doctors on board.
(Dr Big Phil offers new advice to the new boys: "The best thing is, you can prescribe whatever you want - even Rohypnol!")
A horrifed spokeman from the faculty of Medicine today commented:
"We are shocked. Shocked and terrified. I am still not sure which is
more unbelievable; the J-man getting a distinction, or the simple fact that
DOV even managed to pass. I mean, for christ sake, the J-man drinks more than
the crew of a russian deep-sea trawler, and DOV spends anything up to 22 hours
a day in bed!"
Rest assured though, friends, the fact that all three of the whiterussians are now professionals, we will not change a bit. Except that I have decided to start smoking a pipe.
